HOW DOES SHE DO IT HOW DOES SHE GO FROM SEX GODDESS THAT RUNS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BOUDOIR IN TOWN
TO “I JUST GOT MY INHERITANCE IMNA FUND A CHARITY BEFORE VACATIONING IN POCONOS” LOOKS
TO LESBIAN PUNK HOOKER LOOKING FOR HER NEXT TRICK
TO HIGH FASHION SEX PRIESTESS
TO WHATEVER THIS IS
TO GHOST OF YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER
This is it.
This is the best one.
She can’t possibly beat this one.
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then
Don’t Be That Guy.
Great campaign! Great point!
signal boosting the shit out of this
you can never NOT reblog this
today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
how i plan to parent
Sarah Paulson creeps out fans backstage while filming Freak Show.
my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”
Apparently this is the set of freakshow
Source: twitter user @/Cordeliagoode_